1 00:00:43,950 --> 00:00:47,510 Furthermore, it can't leak, because he uses no liquid. Dry air, listen. 2 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:52,470 Dry it, and I'm sure you'll buy it. Oh, air, huh? 3 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,710 Yeah. 4 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:03,309 Yes, ma 'am? 5 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:05,410 I'll take this one. Will you test it for me, please? 6 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:13,090 Fifteen cents, please. 7 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,300 It's the old time to give it the old one, too. 8 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,540 The catch. 9 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,960 Out there. No matter what hooks on to the line, you've got to get them. Don't 10 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,940 let this thin line worry you. I'll get the biggest fish you can get on this. 11 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:33,238 Watch this. 12 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,240 Oh, man. 13 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,580 Ain't that lady bow -legged? 14 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:44,880 That's no lady. 15 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,160 That's my mother -in -law. 16 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,480 Come back with that bait. 17 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:00,740 Boys, boys, listen. 18 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:01,940 This is an emergency. 19 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:04,980 My wife is sick and the doctor didn't have anything to write a prescription 20 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:06,180 so he wrote it on my shirt. 21 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:10,320 We got that already made up. That's two bucks. Sure, fine. 22 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:13,599 Here you are. 23 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,580 Thank you. Just a minute. Just a minute. Come over here. What's the idea? 24 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,840 We gotta file every prescription. It's the law. 25 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,080 Yeah. 26 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,240 File this. 27 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,040 Oh, my wife. 28 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:39,140 So if I just came to inform you, you'll have to vacate at the end of the month 29 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:40,580 when your lease expires. Why? 30 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,520 Because I made a deal with the pinch penny market that three times the rent 31 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,439 you're paying me. 32 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,020 But we've been here ten years. 33 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:49,180 Oh, he's only joking, ain't you? 34 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,700 Then you're welcome to it. Oh, thank you. 35 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,440 Bless you, boys. 36 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,680 Poor woman. 37 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,020 It's tough to get old. 38 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,580 will become rich and famous. 39 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,800 It's tremendous. 40 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:14,340 It's colossal. It's putrid. Right, then what are we stalling for? Get busy. 41 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:18,260 After you, doctor. 42 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,440 After you, doctor. 43 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:23,760 Why, certainly, professor. 44 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,220 Zemdapus. 45 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:29,880 Zemdapus. 46 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:31,720 Zemdapus. Zemdapus. 47 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:33,180 Zemdapus. 48 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:35,260 Mishigas. Mishigas. 49 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,600 You crazy? Mishigas. 50 00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:34,710 Isn't that wonderful? 51 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:38,049 Now all we have to do is get somebody to try it. 52 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:39,990 Who's going to try it? 53 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:42,809 Wait a minute, fellas. Not me. 54 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:45,370 Okay. Okay. 55 00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:08,150 Something's wrong. We'll have to try it again. 56 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:13,970 Oh, oh, oh, help me. Help me, Larry. 57 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:15,590 We got you. 58 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,530 All right? Yeah, I'm fine. 59 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:24,110 Ingan's omen. 60 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,470 And a can of penicillin. 61 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:30,290 Oh, boy, this time I'm sure we got it. Right -o. 62 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:33,850 Then remove the pestle and release the fountain of youth. Right. 63 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:38,549 It's stuck. 64 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:39,890 Step aside, Nitwit. 65 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:41,370 Hold the mortar. 66 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:45,870 We're ready to try it. 67 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:50,050 I refuse to be the guinea pig again. 68 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:51,310 Okay, kid, okay. 69 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:53,130 All you have to do is smell it. 70 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:50,740 knows when. 71 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:57,560 I feel giddy. 72 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,000 I actually feel young. 73 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,360 You said it. 74 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:09,840 Spread out. 75 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,400 Come right over here and look. 76 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,700 If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd never believe it. 77 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,780 Do you mind if I cut in? No. 78 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:53,280 Hey, you're not a bad dancer. 79 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,479 Not in Missouri. 80 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,480 Little Waltie. 81 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:08,500 Where are those tallywags? What's all the racket, Amy? Why, I... Serena! 82 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:12,000 What? Serena, you're young and beautiful. 83 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,940 How did you do it? We discovered the Fountain of Youth. 84 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:18,020 We can make old people young. 85 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,460 Make me young. Make me young. I'll give you this store for nothing. 86 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,320 I've got a deed right here in my pocket. I'll sign it right over to you. That's 87 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,380 fair enough. Get busy, boys. 88 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,240 Thanks. 89 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,760 Sit right down, Mr. Flint. Right there. Take off your hat. 90 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:35,580 Lean back now. 91 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:36,780 Okay. Open your mouth. 92 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,520 Spice. Oy, spice. 93 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,480 Gouger. Onion. 94 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,100 Onion. 95 00:12:57,660 --> 00:13:00,100 Cackle fruit. Cackle fruit. Cackle fruit. 96 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:03,940 Chaser. Chaser. 97 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:05,260 Chaser. 98 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,940 I want some bubble gum. Yes, sir. 99 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:50,860 There we are. 100 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,520 That'll be five cents. 101 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:18,060 A skyrocket. No, no, no. It's a cake I baked to celebrate my rebirth. 102 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,460 How do you like it? Oh, that's terrific. 103 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,539 Let's have a slice. 104 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,860 Oh, no. It has to be decorated with marshmallows. I'll get the marshmallows. 105 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,480 Marshmallows. Oh, marshmallows. 106 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800 Here's one that's open. 107 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,560 Oh, 108 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:35,620 heaven's my roast. 109 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,100 Don't worry. We'll drape the cake. 110 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:43,440 Taste? No, thanks. Take it. Get out of here. 111 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,890 Here's the marshmallows. All right. 112 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,130 Has marshmallows got pits? 113 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,070 No, they're empty like your skull. 114 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:51,030 Drape that cake. I'll bring the dishes. 115 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,290 All right. 116 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,960 Pretty good. 117 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,720 Marshmallows are a little stale. We got them in fresh yesterday. 118 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Could be. 119 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:41,180 This reminds me of Phileas Sowell. And he'll. 120 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:46,870 What do you call this cake? 121 00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:48,430 Marshmallow Jumbo. 122 00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,830 Tastes more like Marshmallow Gumbo.